While the contractual mumbo jumbo and claims about "new media" get thrown about at least the writers of The Office can make the writer's strike funny.

Its like a Mad TV sketch except its funny and unscripted.

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

In theaters 2-15-08. A family settles into its vacation home, which happens to be the next stop for a pair of young, articulate, white-gloved serial killers on an excursion through the neighborhood.

The long, slender bones of grandma's rotting hands really accentuate baby Jane's soft features. Jane can only dream of having hair as nice as grandmas.

This stop-motion animation tells the story of a boy looking for a sandwich. They used more than 150 different t-shirts to animate his quest.

Finally a laundry detergent that will take your DayGlo shirts and make them totally depressing and emo.

In the year 1993... 14 years have passed and neither Conan's hair or funny have changed. If you claim to have been a fan since this episode you’re probably a liar.

This is funny to Germans as a re-dub of the Death Star Conference Room arguing about marketing. It’s funny to us because it sounds funny.

If you aren't deaf or blind this video equals funny.

Attention abusive dads! Child abuse is not funny unless you are a ninja.

I would like to see one of the baggers ask if you needed help out to your car, as you were trying on your new plastic shirt.

Nothing say "badass" like tearing your shirt off Hulkster-style when the roller coaster camera takes your picture.

During a Pussy Cat Dolls performance, one of the girls almost lost a boob out of the bottom off her cropped shirt! Unfortunately for the world, it was the ugliest Doll.

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.

Safe For Work! The camera gets a little *too* close for comfort on these horny porny gals.

These emergency calls are hilarious! Except that now I've bled to death. Oh, can your taco save you now?

G ahead and take your shirt off, Jess... we aren't looking.

This compilation of surprises feature people popping out of the most unlikely places. Stupid pranks were never this funny!

Britney Spears' website is giving fans the chance to name her upcoming album, in exchange for insight into her sick, retarded sense of humor.