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Yes it’s Tuesday, but that doesn’t mean the week is gone; we still have four more days to fail at everything we’ve set out to accomplish on Monday. Like telling you why this week is going to be awesome. Keep on reading, we have proof!
1. There are 10 more days until Christmas. This means you have just enough time to shop for decent presents without everything being sold out (and don’t forget about free shipping). You still have time to make those cool photo books in iPhoto instead of buying another framed picture or those horrible electronic picture frames which never look good and never work. You have just enough time to send out Christmas cards and perhaps even hand write them instead of doing a Google search of “Fat Santa Sitting At The Computer” and sending it out to everybody like you’re Corky from Our House. There’s still time to break up with your girlfriend and not look like a dick (cut off date is, like, today tho). You can also take these 10 days to invite as many ladies over to your place as you can to watch Love Actually and try to get laid. Other Christmas movies might work, but this one is the best. And quickly, you have 10 days to eat, sleep, drink, smoke, gamble and commit just about any act of excess without it looking too bad. It’s Christmas after all.
2. Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are divorced. Now it’s in poor taste to celebrate any one's heartbreak, but please. This is not only a victory for the Free The World’s Boobs From Douche Movement, but victory for those us delusional enough to think they might someday have a chance with Scarlett.

3. THIS IS THE WEEK WE SOLVED AIDS - Kinda! An HIV-man who underwent stem-cell treatment transplant has been cured as a result of the procedure. This seems like good news for science and bad news for zombies because we’re gonna cure that ailment next!
4. It’s this easy to rip off a casino these days. Remember in Oceans 11 when Brad Pitt had to hire a little Asian man and 10 other movie stars to break into a Casino and rob the crap out of it? Well it turns out that was all just a waste of fake, Hollywood money! All you need to do is walk into a casino with a motorcycle helmet on your head and in two minutes you’re a millionaire!
5. You have 15 days to find or hire a date for New Years Eve. This is a long time to find a date, even for losers, which is why we mentioned you also hire a date because that is always more fun.
Have a great rest of the week!
Until, the inevitable happens.
It's fun to light it on fire and throw it up in the air. Bats, for whatever reason, will dive bomb it!!
It's fun to light it on fire and throw it up in the air. Bats, for whatever reason, will dive bomb it!!
It's clear that the cat enjoys it, but I think the owner is having as much fun.
It's clear that the cat enjoys it, but I think the owner is having as much fun.
One of my favorite parts of fall is the leaves. Sure, they're pretty. But, for me, they're all about fun.
One of my favorite parts of fall is the leaves. Sure, they're pretty. But, for me, they're all about fun.
I've always wondered what they did between calls.
Sigh, PETA has sucked all the fun out of the world.
Remember, Burning Man looks fun...but it's full of filthy stinking hippies.
Remember, Burning Man looks fun...but it's full of filthy stinking hippies.
Just another boring day on the farm.
Salma Hayek is one of those actresses we can never hate because one 1) she's ridiculously hot and 2) she doesn't speak English, which is fun because you can just ignore what comes out of her mouth and just stare at her. But if there's one word we do understand in this world it's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO." (Why do girls always say that around us?). Anyway, here's Salma and some other actresses getting interviewed and suddenly an OMGWTF IS THAT THING CRAWLING ON THE GROUND!?!?!
It was a snake. Probably a big one.
We know it's fashionable to make fun of Taylor Lautner, the kid with the six-pack abs from Twilight. But we're not a-holes. We recognize Taylor's genius and that's why we're excited for a new comic book about the Half-Wolf Hero that will be in our sweaty hands come August. Just look at this cover:

The day that this is released is going to be the best day in the world. And this post is totally written without irony.
Now, we'll leave it up to you (or this link) to find out whether or not this Scareface School Play is for reals, but regardless, it's just fun to hear kids say MUTHERFUDGER and COCAINE and generally act like the worst people in the entire world (drug dealers!).