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The Burn, 12/15/10

By: Satan
December 15 2010, 3:12 PM

As some of you may have guessed, my thoughts on Christmas are a little conflicted. It's not like I have a vendetta against it like some people think. I mean, good for them. They managed to co-opt the solstice celebration. I'm not crazy about it, but it's not like I don't put up a tree and a few wreaths.

The thing that drives me nuts is the Santa Claus thing. Namely the notion that I invented Santa Claus to take the spotlight off Jesus during his birthday. Some say his name is "Santa" because it's just "Satan" with the "N" placed in front of the "T". I feel slightly insulted by the notion that I can turn into a serpent on a whim and tempt Eve out of paradise, but that when concocting a campaign to influence every Christian child in the world for hundreds of years I would just spell my name with a few letters switched around.

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The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Prank

By: LG Staff
January 29 2010, 8:24 AM

Somebody - probably somebody on the internet! - has taken it upon themselves to write to religious talk shows and tell them a little story about the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Sometimes people have too much time on their hands, and thank God for that.

 

And here's another....

(via HolyMoly)

 

Kid Fresh

Kid Fresh

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.

 

Keep It Fresh Ladies

Keep It Fresh Ladies

This commercial addresses the dilemma of feminine hygiene and the douche-tastic solutions Massengill will provide. Gotta love the 80s.

 

Fresh Prince of Bel Air – FULL Intro!

Fresh Prince of Bel Air – FULL Intro!

The full intro song to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air apparently only aired in the first few episodes. See exactly how he went from his momma telling him "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air" to whistling for a cab in Hollywood.

 

Harry Hotter

Harry Hotter

Daniel Radcliffe looks like a leather daddy fresh out of an episode of OZ. So, when is Harry Potter and The Order of the Wenis coming out?

 

Paulina Rubio Flashes Her Pink Taco

Paulina Rubio Flashes Her Pink Taco

Paulina Rubio is no stranger to showing off her nether regions, but word on the street is that she keeps her Baja Fresh.

 

Madonna Gets Arrested

Madonna Gets Arrested

Madonna and hubby Guy Richie like to play dress-up to keep their sex life fresh.

 

Bunny

Bunny

Do not watch this video if you want to sleep tonight. This is probably the most disturbing dance since "The Carlton" on Fresh Prince of Bel Air.