The internet's favorite little French girl is back with another EPIC story.

Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

Sometimes the French are quite productive.

French rugby is suprisngly "un-french".

The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.

She is a child of Marx and Coca-Cola...and she looks really hot in knee-high socks.

The earlier models used helium causing it to fly away, now it's just useless.

"the manager grabbed a pot of hot french fry grease and launched it at them....the drag queens retaliated smacking [him] in the head with a wet floor sign."

Michelle Trachtenberg posed with friends at a Halloween party last year... and DAMN! Now I want to French-kiss Snow White.

At first I thought that guy was a big-baby-dumbass, but then I realized he's just French!

Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.

It seems odd to me that this Asian man would have a French name, but then again… heehee, "LeDouche"!

A weird message for the back of one's undies….

This sexy lingerie commercial is from a huge chain store! The French call it Le Targét.

Izabel Goulart is French for "sexy sexy ooh la la."

I would call this table sexist, if I didn't just LOVE what it does for my décor.

Bizarre Canadian cooking show clip features a Québécois man fainting while speaking. Too French for you?

We don't know what the French have with talking booths, but they sure do anger easily!

In this raptacular video, 50 Cent almost bitch slaps a French dude. Why? Because the French deserve to be slapped.