Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

Sometimes the French are quite productive.

French rugby is suprisngly "un-french".

The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.

She is a child of Marx and Coca-Cola...and she looks really hot in knee-high socks.

The earlier models used helium causing it to fly away, now it's just useless.

"the manager grabbed a pot of hot french fry grease and launched it at them....the drag queens retaliated smacking [him] in the head with a wet floor sign."

Why is he sitting like that? Why is she with this girly guy? She spent the rest of the evening kissing, in public! It’s the Pete Wentz syndrome!

Back in the day, Benoir's wife wrestled for the NWA and dressed like a psychotic KISS fan.

Michelle Trachtenberg posed with friends at a Halloween party last year... and DAMN! Now I want to French-kiss Snow White.

At first I thought that guy was a big-baby-dumbass, but then I realized he's just French!

Another passionate celebrity kiss from the MTV Movie Awards '07!

The MTV Movie Awards always prompts some sort of gimmicky hi-jinx. Here's Jessica and Sarah pretending to go all "college-experimental" in front of America.

The much-awaited girl-on-girl kiss from The Dirt! Vibe on their sexual tension!

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee were seen kissing recently, after spending the day together with their children. Could it be a third chance for the sexy couple?

Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.

Sienna Miller's sugar-nubs were spotted at the beach while she kissed her boyfriend. Sexy!

It seems odd to me that this Asian man would have a French name, but then again… heehee, "LeDouche"!

What's to explain? Two chicks kiss. Awesome!

That's so freakin adorable. I bet they had to keep up that kiss all night, just to make the make-up work.