The Sweet Taste of [a Few Seconds of] Freedom

The Sweet Taste of [a Few Seconds of] Freedom

Watch as this Prince Harry look-a-like soldier tries to perform a good deed... You can't fight the food chain, my friend. Survival of the fittest.

 
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Steve Jobs Protects You From Boobs

By: LG Staff
May 17 2010, 12:51 PM


This weekend Steve Jobs and Gawker blogger Ryan Tate got into a little email fight where one basically accused the other of being an ass and the other responded by basically calling the other guy an ass, all because of nerd reasons that we won't get into right now. The only good little nugget from this email exchange is that Steve Jobs - the guy who makes the machine that you use to wank off on internet porn every night while pretending to watch Jimmy Fallon - is trying to protect your freedoms. Specifically, Freedom from Porn.

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You Stay Classy, LSU Fans

You Stay Classy, LSU Fans

Too soon? Come on people, the Civil War was almost 150 years ago. He's merely suggesting that he'd sacrifice another million plus soldiers to keep the South's "freedoms" intact.

 

Heidi and Spencer Are Freedom

Heidi and Spencer Are Freedom

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".

 

Suicide Bomber Cat

Suicide Bomber Cat

Even their cats hate us for our freedom.

 

Lauryn Hill is a Joke...r

Lauryn Hill is a Joke...r

Lauryn Hill has apparently become crazier by the day. What better way to celebrate freedom from the doldrums of society than hiring Lauryn the Clown for your special event!

 

Fireworks Wake-Up Call

Fireworks Wake-Up Call

What happens on the Fourth of July when you pass out from too much America-toasting? Your jackass friends try to kill you with fireworks. Hooray for freedom!

 

We Want Porn

We Want Porn

We also want freedom, but whatevs.