LG’s hot new puzzle game! Help the Potty Mouth Ninja collect some coins so he can get an Asian massage. But beware of the Ninja’s sworn enemy… THE PIRATE!

Don't laugh. We're all obsessed with Vanessa Hudgens.

We really don't know why strippers are allowed to have kids if they can't match their shoes.

Nature, you freaky.

In this edition, oh we so horny for all the hot Asian celebrities in Hollywood.

She's totally egging Perez Hilton on with that face.

Japanese students everywhere passed out when their batteries died and where not replaced in time. Further proving the Japanese are not really human at all.

I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

Danny Bonaduce showed off his.. Whatever the hell that is, during the weekend. Looks like a shrunken coin purse, how sad.

Terry Hatcher continues to offend Asian sensibilities after her "Philippino" comment on Desperate housewives. Here she is dressed like a geisha in a poorly stunted attempt to apologize.

A new ad campaign in Japan plays a trick on the mind, confusing little Japanese mall patrons more so than usual. Why is it that every picture of an Asian has Asians in it with cameras?

Gwen Stefani used to be hard core and she rocked. Now she sings pop music and kidnaps Asians. If you're going to sell out, UPSIZE THE BOOBS!

Ever wonder why it would be a really bad idea to throw an egg at the President's car? This is why that would be a very bad idea.

Too lazy to hardboil your egg? You could try this...

Next they feed it hot sauce and raw eggs!

This Chinese chick has got some of the freakiest feet around. Maybe they quit foot-binding a little soon, huh?

Sorry, but it's just kinda freaky to me!

Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.

Britney is just looking freaky these days… here she is checking out the scene of photographers outside.

It seems odd to me that this Asian man would have a French name, but then again… heehee, "LeDouche"!