The world's tallest man meets the world's smallest man. Why? Because Normals love to giggle.

At first I was like, "big deal – so he's playing Tetris!" Then I realized that this version of Tetris could totally melt your brain into insanity. It's freakin' genius.

Beyonce's performance at the BET awards was completely unmemorable, save for the fact that she DRESSED AND ACTED LIKE A FREAKIN' GOLDEN ROBOT! Why, bootylicious lady, WHY??

How much more adorable can a freakin' scary photo of a blood-thirsty dog be?

Aren't they adorable? Aren't they?? C'mon, they're TURTLES!!!

Mocha is a baby hamster. He's so freakin' adorable that his owner has viddeos of him doing everything, like eating broccoli. Please enjoy.

If you weren't scared of dolls or puppets before, you freakin' will be after watching just this trailer. From the writers and directors of SAW. Badass!

Exclusive video footage, taken by Howard K. Stern, shows Anna Nicole is creepy clown make-up, and an even creepier sense of being out of her freakin' gourd.

That's so freakin adorable. I bet they had to keep up that kiss all night, just to make the make-up work.

Okay it's just a puppy. But he's napping on a water bottle and it's so freakin' cute I just crapped my pants.

Freakin' dirty pervo Asians... Always taking pictures up my dress!

Jesus freakin' Cripes, woman, now even your boobs look messed up? Get it together already, Brit!!

It took me a second to realize the balloon was an udder. Fan-freakin-tastic!