We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!

In theaters 11-21-07. A freak storm unleashes a species of blood-thirsty creatures on a small town, where a small band of citizens hole-up in a supermarket and fight for their lives.

Ladies and gentleman, we give you the Grand Master Virgin of Tetris.

There are few things we find more freaking delicious than a gummy bear. Robot Chicken totally agrees.

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

Just another one of many Maury guests that is terrified of something stupid. Peaches? Come on man! Eggplants, now THOSE are scary.

Pam Anderson and David Spade were caught playing "slutty Hooters girl and handsy buffalo wings lover" recently, and now I'm totally freaked out. Gross.

You will be mesmerized by Tongue-Girl Freak! Brought to you by IraqTube (for some reason).

Masha Tyelna is a 17-year-old model from the Ukraine, and is considered to have the largest eyes in the modeling world! I'm scared!!

Leave it to Jessica Simpson to make cleavage look sultry yet painful at the same time. I can't take my eyes off her boobs, which is good, 'cause I'm deathly afraid of her orange freak-face.

Actually that's Sanjaya's sister. But she's pretty freaking hot, right?

Carmen was feeling frisky on the Tonight Show, and methinks she freaked out Rob Schneider with her one-woman show!

Dead or Alive rocker-turned-plastic tranny freak Pete Burns is suing the plastic surgeon that destroyed his lips in an attempt to correct the over-done airbags that they'd become.

The beginning of a season of American Idol is like watching a slow-moving car wreck. There's so much damage you see coming, and yet you're too paralyzed with grotesque fascination to look away.

Dear lord! Lil' Kim's going back to her "all-natural" roots by either growing out her eyebrows, or filling them in with Crayon!

Guess what, Britney? Kevin's trying to get back together with you! "Oh NOOOOOO!!!"

Seriously, I was freaked out by Mary Poppins as a kid, but never this bad!

This chick cut her hair and then made fake eyelashes with it. And it looks like a scene from The Ring. I am freaking out.

She's the cuddliest girl at the freak zoo!

Nothing is hotter than watching a bunch of Islamic chicks get their freak on under their Burkas.