You will be mesmerized by Tongue-Girl Freak! Brought to you by IraqTube (for some reason).

Masha Tyelna is a 17-year-old model from the Ukraine, and is considered to have the largest eyes in the modeling world! I'm scared!!

Leave it to Jessica Simpson to make cleavage look sultry yet painful at the same time. I can't take my eyes off her boobs, which is good, 'cause I'm deathly afraid of her orange freak-face.

Actually that's Sanjaya's sister. But she's pretty freaking hot, right?

Carmen was feeling frisky on the Tonight Show, and methinks she freaked out Rob Schneider with her one-woman show!

Dead or Alive rocker-turned-plastic tranny freak Pete Burns is suing the plastic surgeon that destroyed his lips in an attempt to correct the over-done airbags that they'd become.

The beginning of a season of American Idol is like watching a slow-moving car wreck. There's so much damage you see coming, and yet you're too paralyzed with grotesque fascination to look away.

Dear lord! Lil' Kim's going back to her "all-natural" roots by either growing out her eyebrows, or filling them in with Crayon!

Guess what, Britney? Kevin's trying to get back together with you! "Oh NOOOOOO!!!"

Seriously, I was freaked out by Mary Poppins as a kid, but never this bad!

This chick cut her hair and then made fake eyelashes with it. And it looks like a scene from The Ring. I am freaking out.

She's the cuddliest girl at the freak zoo!

Nothing is hotter than watching a bunch of Islamic chicks get their freak on under their Burkas.

She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.

In this episode, Philip Norris applauds Craigslist sex and hopes that other websites will help people get their freak on.

Dick Cheney, Aerosmith, Gun-Loving Freaks. You gotta love America.

This edition is inspired by those freaks who hang out at Venice Beach. We pitty those talented fools.

He's like the gay Napoleon Dynamite.

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