This Gossip Girl surely knows what to do to be famous: show your panties. Just like Britney, Xtina, and every other slutsicle, Taylor knows how to get our attention.

Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy is the one girl we would never, ever bang. Fun fact! Here are the 10 trashiest quotes from the cult show.

We’re gonna show you a picture and you have to guess whether it’s a sports face or sex face. Don’t let this get you too excited. Your mom is in the other room.

Baba Booey -- the Horse Tooth Jackass from the Howard Stern Show -- attempts to pitch the ball at the Met's game. Naturally, he fails.

Some day one of these nerds is going to make something nerdy and kill himself or another person because he's a freaking nerd.

Take this quiz and find out which Major League Baseball player you most resemble. Then pick up a copy of MLB 08: The Show on PSP!

We show you a picture of our sexy model Amber in a pose and you have to guess if it's a yoga position or a position from the Kama Sutra!

We show you a picture of a hotty with her friend whose face is covered. You have to guess if the friend is sexy or ugly!

If anyone asks you why America is awesome, idiotic talk show fights are the answer.

Show this to your kids so they don't invest all their Piggy Bank money with a psychopath like Bernie Madoff!

Have you ever wanted to get into a celebrity nightclub but were lame & ugly? Well, we’re going to show you how!

We show you a scene from The Office and you have to guess what happens next! Don’t let your boss see you playing this!

We show you a picture minus the head and you have to guess if it's a Porn Star or a Pop Star!

The Daily Show has just discovered Twitter. Send congratulations, courtesy of the The Future!

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.

We show you a picture of a chick's face and you have to guess what the rest of her looks like. Is she hot, or heavy?

The song "You Are So Beautiful" is so sweet and romantic, until you use it to score your nightmare horror show of a commercial from Planet Hell.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

We'd feel for this woman if she wasn't really, really, really annoying.

We show you part of a scene from a game show and you have to finish what the contestant is going to say. Ready? Let's play!