Sometimes local news has global implications.

Good news! We're no longer biodegradable living organisms.

He's a Scottish cabbie who moonlights as Rambo's sidekick.

Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

Good news! If the art here sucks, you can drink the crap away!

Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.

Prank your friends by sending them a fake news story that features somebody they know. Did one of your friends molest an elf?

Can you imagine peeing while looking out one of these windows? The good news is you would have a solid excuse for pissing all over everything.

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

He's a former detective, and well it’s not too hard to imagine a scenario in which he may have been fired.

This week Philip Norris brings you the week’s most fabulously racist news.

Geraldo, 9 year old witness, Fox News, Anna Nicole Smith, Clown Makeup, its the perfect storm of journalism.

When the real news is this wacky who needs The Onion?

In theaters 11-9-07. Robert Redford, Meryl Streep and Tom Cruise star in Lions For Lambs, a powerful and gripping story that digs behind the news, the politics and a nation divided to explore the human consequences of a complicated war.

Danny Bonaduce Knocked out Johnny Fairplay at the FOX Reality TV awards. No one knows what started the brawl, but it was widely accepted that no one cared.

National Geographic's upcoming special is the most awesome news from them since we saw naked African women in their magazines back in the fourth grade.

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!

This guy is accused of beating up his 79 year old mother. However, his opinions on the local news are making him a hero on the internet.