Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

Here's the FAT KID in...FAT KONG, about a fat kid dressed in a kong suit who climbs to the top of a tall building and terrorizes aeroplanes. Be sure to check out our iPhone game FAT KID NINJA now available on the App Store.

Seriously. ANYTHING.

This dude isn't so much an idiot as he is a total idiot.

This is no doubt from seeing all those television shows that depict pistol whipping as glamorous and sexy.

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

Just to teach the parents a lesson the robot should have eaten the little child. How funny would that have been?

Here's the FAT KID NINJA's first vlog. Get his game by going to the iTunes App Store right now and search for FAT KID NINJA. Help him destroy the vegetables!

We've never seen a Goose use the Force like this.

A bad idea for participant and viewers.

We launched our new iPhone game FAT KID NINJA. Destroy the veggies, eat your cupcakes! Get now and see how many vegetables you can slaughter!

To blow junk up.

Here's how don't lose.

Either a moron or a death wish.

This person is lucky, they're just a moron.

With aerosol deodorant and a lighter.

Bites the dust, in a big way.

When honking and yelling don't work.

And amazingly simple to orchestrate.