Ecologists' and green enthusiasts have developed a earth friendly habitat that hangs softly from the trees, connecting you to nature. You know what else hangs? Dez Nuts.

These poor women were kicked out of Disneyland after innocently expressing their love of Minnie Mouse… and titties. No harm no foul!

This guy takes all the fun out of injecting some steriods, smashing some homers, and imitating your favorite MLB players' home run trot. Dude is unhittable!

This kid takes a skateboard right between the 1 and the 2. The crazy thing is he gets up and runs a wind sprint after. That won't make em feel better son...

This has to be the best invention in the field of ergonomics that we have seen so far. Do they have a his and hers?

Crazy Japanese TV is always there to brighten your day. This guy bounces around like a real life Kirby.

Bruce Willis spent the weekend enjoying the view. Bruce is more than double his new girlfriends age, one thought… saggy balls.

Faith Hill berates a fan during her latest concert after the woman grabbed her husband's balls. Listen closely!

Britney's crystal ball may be covered in fried chicken grease, but it still gets the job done!

...Because they WILL put you on the Jumbotron, dummy.

Dominic "Lost" his balls for a second, then found them again. Thank the lord.

This is what they eat in New England all the time. It keeps their strength up.

Ever taken a 10-pound bowling ball to the groin? Well watch someone who did!

Who knows if these guys are good skateboarders – they use their ramps and quarter-pipes to make some of the sickest dunks in hoops history!

It’s the ultimate battle of quickness, wits, and ball kicking! Are you man enough to survive this epic fighting game? I think even Rocky would wuss out.

Steve-O celebrated the release of a new movie by making an impression of his family jewels in some wet cement. Personally, I like jewels with a liitle more karats, if you catch my drift.

This is why rugby is also known as "Skull Bowling"

See what happens when a CLOTHED man runs out onto the field of a naked soccer ball game. Soccer players really ARE gay.

Video game graphics are so good these days it looks like they can just pop out from the television and grab your balls.

Bring in the New Year with this retardedly special e-card.