You know, we've never been a model before (because we're TOO GOOD-LOOKING), but we just know that if our only job in life was to look pretty and walk, we'd perfect the crap out of that. Really.  How hard is it to walk? Looking pretty you're born with, so that's in the bag. Walking - you do that since birth and to do it professionally should only take a few weeks, tops. That's why we don't understand when a model on a TV show fails miserable NOT ONCE but TWICE during her walk down the runway. She even takes a smack in the head by a swinging pendulum (wtf?). IT JUST MAKES US LOSE HOPE IN THE WORLD, YOU GUYS.

Warning! This spider will kill you if you get to close. Just look at this fat lady try and run from it; she doesn't stand a chance. The only way to kill something this big is to throw it a bone or a newspaper. We hear that works pretty well. Or just threaten to take it to the vet. Whatevs, just DON'T GET TO CLOSE.

MAYBE! JUST MAYBE! PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUE!

Didn't your mother tell you not to pet the dog to hard? She also should have warned you about the dolphin.

...well, if a baby was nearby he'd surely eat it at least. You have to wait for this a little bit, but it's worth it. Especially because it's not the biggest blow up we've seen, but it made us pee our pants just like the best videos where this stuff happens.

What did she do? You're just going to find out. But it is like OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH!

We showed you a dude that looks a porn at work, now two dudes fighting eachother on tv.  Maybe they did it for the ratings, who cares I'm hoping this trend continues. 

Somebody on the internet said these two were from The Today Show, but we don't bleieve them because they look funny, and by "look funny" we mean they talk weird. Anyway, if you have a morning show you shouldn't be playing with your Wii this hard. It's just awkward.

At last a machine capable of force feeding you with a single push of a button.

Don't try this prank with your mom. If you do, you might regret it.

If figure skating was like this, I would have not missed a minute of it.

As the end of the winter season approaches, it's time to reflect on all you've accomplished during this frigid months. Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years Eve and Casmir Polaski Day (Hello, Chicagoans), we've been through a lot these days. But still, one thing remains for you to do: have a sexy snowball fight with two of the hottest fictional characters ever: Princess Leia and Lara Croft. Just in case you're too pussy to ask them to snowball fight yourself, we have this video for you.

Dancing is not for everybody, with practice you can dance like these guys here.

In this CNN clip covering the 2006 Winter Olympics, Shaun White throws down some amazing cover-up skillz! We wish we would have said this when our parent' smelled 5 gallons of Vodka on our breath!

You startup ChatRoulette because you want to have some sexy time and then BANG! You score! A real live women! Except...well, her privates are a little less than bangable.

If we would have known Judge Judy was this awesome we would have never stopped watching this stupid show. Seriously, who are these people? Why do they exist? Why has God taken them from earth yet?

We love to eat, but not as much this dog and gazelle.

On slow days at the office we often look at this picture for hours and wonder what the hell he's chewing on. It's perplexing and we can't stop thinking about it.

Just kidding! This band will send your ears to hell! We swear! DO NOT press play on this video unless you want to be struck down by the GOD OF SUCK. Supposedly their name is Final Placement. They are from Texas and the lead singer's dad likes to sue websites for posting this video. O RLY? This is a news blog buster, fair use!

(via Videogum)

Unlike Heavy Metal Rooster techno chicken has the moves to kick your ass in a dancing circle.

It's Fat Friday again, where the LG Animators’ go out to lunch and consume the most amount of fat and calories as we possibly can. It’s all about getting hungry and attacking fast food joints. Maybe even get kicked out of a few because people hate our “Get Out or Pig Out,” Eat, Sleep, Draw” and “Love, Peace and Taco Grease” T-shirts. We like being cheesy, because we like cheese. In fact, this Friday I won't rest until I get my fix of cheese. The combination of turkey, cheese, fries and delicious Rottweiler has put me over the edge to eat!

Also! The LG store is back! Since we announced the LG store back in November, we have added even more sugar and more cholesterol. Now we have bags of bite size brownies, cookies, and Pixy Stix. They have raised our blood sugar level quickly, causing a cheap thrill sugar rush. Maybe they will keep us from going hungry for a couple weeks. We also got a new bottle of diet pills Zantrex, because bulimia and anorexia is just not cutting it.

Fat Friday Pro Tip: Just eat it! You're already fat!