Black tribesmen in Africa use their evil foot magic to revive a ranting Rosie O'Donnell. Food everywhere cowers in fear.

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

Proof that the squirrel the in your backyard will do pretty much anything to steal food from your bird feeder.

Nando's is a restaurant chain in Australia that features a spicy chili called Peri-Peri. Apparently Aussies think it's a good idea to humorously promote their "addictive" food with a stripper and a "replacement" patch for when you can't get to the 'strant.

This a-hole cop accuses a drive-thru worker of ripping him off, then maces her. Turns out he was wrong, wrong, wrong!

Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!

This life-like horse sculpture is made entirely out of driftwood! Beautiful, majestic, and safe from becoming dog food!

Now that's what I call finger food! HA!!

Celebrate black history with your favorite types of soul food. Delicious!

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

Did the Food Network slip in subliminal ads for McDonald's during Iron Chef America? Crazy!

Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!

Someone needs to post a Missing Cat flyer below this sign. That somebody is me.

I got my nails did! Now where my Cheetos at??

The 100-Calorie Fast-Food Diet!

Korean food is fo' realz, fo' sho'!

If the Sheriff was a hot girl – shoot-outs would have been a LOT sexier.

Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.

Necrophilia is one of the sexiest fetishes we participate in. What do you think?

This game is just like the real Tetris, but with a fat kid.