Finally, a cure for diabetes!

Are you into feet? Stuffed animals? Monkeys? Well take this quiz and we'll tell you what your sexual fetish is!

Watch as this bird totally threatens to cap this mofo and steal his food. Okay, maybe just steal his food.

You want to know how good bacon is, to improve other food they wrap it in bacon.

It's adorable the way they make his small doggie brain struggle to acquire the food he needs to live.

Tell your girl she can leave the food and Frisbee at home. Just be sure to pack the boobs.

Is this really what daytime television looks like now? Should Mom really be watching this while she fixes dinner?

Eventually they moved his food off the top of the slide, but not until they were finished mocking him.

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

Anything involving a Hot Dog on a Stick costume is a winner.

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

Daniel Plainview would be the second best Food Network host behind Marc Summers.

Getting BBWs from Craigslist and showing their homemade fetish movies on national television is out of control. WhatWouldOprahDo?

Oh really? You stopped taking food stamps? Gawd, this isn't fair! Whose is gonna keep my buns warm now? Huh? HUH!?

This is the health industry's answer to sugary food? Cooking with ass batter? No thanks pooh, that’s one rumbly in my tumbly, we don’t want.

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

Black tribesmen in Africa use their evil foot magic to revive a ranting Rosie O'Donnell. Food everywhere cowers in fear.