The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly gives dating advice.

In 2023 we'll hopefully be celebrating the 25th anniversy of "...Baby One More Time" by performing in flying saucers on Mars.

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

Special attention should be paid to how quick the PA plays "I Believe I Can Fly", it's like he was waiting all season for this to happen.

Fergie sang Live and let die at the Music something or other. She spent some of the time flying around the stage playing a rocking version of Quidditch.

When the real news is this wacky who needs The Onion?

You think you know sex? You don’t know sex like these two do. Why are you still looking at this picture, you are sick.

This girl's outfit was too sexy for her plane. She could however, fly the LG Sluts R Awesome Airlines any day. You can see her undies at 1:34, just looking out for ya.

Dappled Cities flew all the way from Sydney, Australia just to do a live at LG Acoustic Session! Aren’t they jus the sweetest?! This is a seriously awesome band. For realizes.

Professional skater Jake Browne tears some major track and then pulls off, an unheard of 720. Only to fly into the air and fall 50 feet to the ground. Ouch!

The Spanish Fly is back and his approach to getting laid has gotten even lazier. Now he trolling cyber-space to find the wheel chair-bound fattie of his dreams.

Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

Whoops! Mischa forgot to zip up after she whipped it out at a public rest room.

Reason #23456 that Asians are funny. They allow birds who don't fly on the streets!

Some fat people were never meant to fly...or swim.

Okay, we get it. You love animals, especially flying rats. Katie, you look stupid.

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly talks about New Year's Resolutions.

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