The decision to online date is not an easy one. You are quietly judged by your friends and family; the guy you get coffee from every morning looks at you with a sad face and sometimes -- only sometimes because dogs are fickle! - your dog just refuses to be around you anymore. Yet, everyone's doing it. Liquid Generation's Spanish Fly is here to teach you how to online date with successfull results, every time. Enjoy.
If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.
Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.
Reporter takes a dive. Woops.
We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.
This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.
Finally, these guys are true friends.
Do You Know Hip-Hop Lingo?
Are you an expert on hip-hop and rap? This quiz will test how well you know hip hop street words, like “fly.” Don’t be such a white boy, check it yo!
Super Seizure Space Fighter Fever
It’s the year 3047 and a crazy space ship is flying through deep space at the speed of light. If that doesn’t tell you how much this game’s gonna rock intergalactic ass, nothing will.
Back To School Advice by The Spanish Fly
The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly gives back to school advice.
Barbecuing Advice by The Spanish Fly
LG’s resident sexologist is back with some barbequing advice for the summer! If you’re firing up the grill this weekend, you might want hear what The Spanish Fly has to say about the Great American Barbeque.
Model Airplane Almost Crashes Into Real Plane
When you fly your remote control airplane, always make sure to look both ways before crashing into a real airplane.
Spanish Fly: Hot Rod!
LG’s own pint-sized fly of love grills the star of Hot Rod and SNL on all things sexy! Be sure to see the movie, in theaters August 3rd!
Spanish Fly: Wedding Daze Guide To True Love
How do you know if you're really, truly in love? You listen to our resident sex expert, The Spanish Fly!
The Spanish Fly's Interview with Movie Star Efren Ramirez
This week the Spanish Fly interviews actor Efren Ramirez. Don’t know who he is? Yes you do. He played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Watch him discuss his new movie Crank -- and his ding-dong!
Claire Danes Sits Funny
She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.
Future Fashion Predictions
It's depressing that predictions of flying cars have not come true but, it's probably a good thing we aren't wearing electric headlights.
Dating Advice by The Spanish Fly
The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly gives dating advice.
Thriller Train Dance
In 2023 we'll hopefully be celebrating the 25th anniversy of "...Baby One More Time" by performing in flying saucers on Mars.
Fergie Flies Low
Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.
Glow in the dark pussy cats
Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.
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