Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

 

Kristin Cavallari's Flat Butt Doesn't Bother You

Kristin Cavallari's Flat Butt Doesn't Bother You

The fact that you can write a check on her butt doesn't mean you don't fantasize about her reject you.

 
 

Lohan Is Not Pregnant

Lohan Is Not Pregnant

Judging by the number of pictures snapped of Lindsay revealing her flat stomach on the set of "Labor Pains", she is really nervous people think she's actually pregnant.

 

Extreme Face Plant Makeover

Extreme Face Plant Makeover

She falls flat on her face because she is realizing how much it will cost to power the anamatronic unicorn Ty plans to install in their living room.

 

Yes, I Can Read Music. Sex Music.

Yes, I Can Read Music. Sex Music.

This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.

 

Helen Keller Falls Off Stage

Helen Keller Falls Off Stage

Watch the ultimate method actress fall flat on her face. She's supposed to be blind so obviously she wouldn't see the edge of the stage right?

 

Mershaq

Mershaq

Next time your car runs out of gas or your tire goes flat, screw AAA. Pull out your phone and dial a Mershaq.

 

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