VIDEOS
The best gamers are the ones that make nerds horny.
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9/30/2008
VIDEOS
Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.
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6/26/2008
ANIMATIONS
Learn all the ins and outs of Nintendo's WiiFit with chunktastic pop star Britney Spears!
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6/6/2008
VIDEOS
Your very own Princess Peach, right in your living room.
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5/28/2008
PHOTOS
That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?
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4/29/2008
VIDEOS
Finally a place Michael Jackson can fit in.
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4/28/2008
PHOTOS
This picture was made for Perez Hilton's automated draw splooge around the mouth machine.
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1/24/2008
PHOTOS
"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"
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12/21/2007
VIDEOS
De Niro seems to be a little primaddona. Can someone say B!tch fit?
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7/31/2007
PHOTOS
Blogger Perez Hilton succeeded in making Britney Spears look sexy and fit by comparison when he paraded hit fat ass around in a pink wig, flip flops, and a Cheetos bag. He even out-crotched her.
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7/23/2007