Here's the FAT KID in...FAT KONG, about a fat kid dressed in a kong suit who climbs to the top of a tall building and terrorizes aeroplanes. Be sure to check out our iPhone game FAT KID NINJA now available on the App Store.

This is no doubt from seeing all those television shows that depict pistol whipping as glamorous and sexy.

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

Here's the FAT KID NINJA's first vlog. Get his game by going to the iTunes App Store right now and search for FAT KID NINJA. Help him destroy the vegetables!

A bad idea for participant and viewers.

We launched our new iPhone game FAT KID NINJA. Destroy the veggies, eat your cupcakes! Get now and see how many vegetables you can slaughter!

With aerosol deodorant and a lighter.

When honking and yelling don't work.

And amazingly simple to orchestrate.

Let them devour the youngest first.

And he's only 14.

And these kids rock.

And why you shouldn't do it.

Not a great combination.

Released from their winter housing for the first time.

And his dog is ecstatic.

Everything is perfect...the sound, the humor, the execution.

Stand strong and destroy the vegetables. Available for your iPhone now on the App Store. http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fat-kid-ninja/id472831642?mt=8

Pulled off with grace and subtlety.

Between a man and woman.