I love rainbows because they're so damn beautiful and gay... but this one is particularly interesting because it's called a "fire rainbow" and is a rare, naturally-occurring atmospheric phenomenon.

These pyrotechnicians are making a wall of fire because they're apparently bored and like to burn things. Sounds like my job!

There's a fire raging in Burbank at this very moment… will the Hollywood sign be safe??

Seriously, California is having forest fire problems! Lay off the beans, buddy! This means YOU!

In case of fire, do not use elevator, use spiral slide.

We love playing tennis on Fire Island!

Tom Cruise got fired, Israel is fired up, and Survivor is heating up… with racism! Philip Norris has the stories, unless he embarrasses himself trying to rap.

What is more adorable than kids firing AK-47s? A kid being shot in the eye? Totally.

Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!

Philip Norris gives you the inside scoop on Lindsay, Paris and the fat sweaty guy no one likes!

This asshat had to save the day right in the middle of Physics!?! We hope the professor fires his ass!

After McDonald's stock took a dive, some employees were fired. Including Ronald McDonald himself.

Let's see what happens when you light your ass-farts on fire! This looks fake.

When you go outside, set fire to your neighborhood and steal some candy. But first you need to buy a costume! Why not go costume shopping with The Angry Leprechaun?