Don't Fart in the Forest

Don't Fart in the Forest

Seriously, California is having forest fire problems! Lay off the beans, buddy! This means YOU!

 

Emergency Exit for Kids

Emergency Exit for Kids

In case of fire, do not use elevator, use spiral slide.

 
 

Mission: Impossible to Work With

Mission: Impossible to Work With

Tom Cruise got fired, Israel is fired up, and Survivor is heating up… with racism! Philip Norris has the stories, unless he embarrasses himself trying to rap.

 

Kiddie Firing Range

Kiddie Firing Range

What is more adorable than kids firing AK-47s? A kid being shot in the eye? Totally.

 

The Great Suri Search

The Great Suri Search

Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!

 

Fire Crotchgate

Fire Crotchgate

Philip Norris gives you the inside scoop on Lindsay, Paris and the fat sweaty guy no one likes!

 

The Superman Stunt

The Superman Stunt

This asshat had to save the day right in the middle of Physics!?! We hope the professor fires his ass!

 

Homeless Ron

Homeless Ron

After McDonald's stock took a dive, some employees were fired. Including Ronald McDonald himself.

 

Ass Explosion

Ass Explosion

Let's see what happens when you light your ass-farts on fire! This looks fake.

 

Go Halloween Costume Shopping with the Angry Leprechaun

Go Halloween Costume Shopping with the Angry Leprechaun

When you go outside, set fire to your neighborhood and steal some candy. But first you need to buy a costume! Why not go costume shopping with The Angry Leprechaun?

 

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