At its finest.

Cinema at its finest.

Only a little boy and already this Italian kid has fine taste in music.

It never fails, the hottest girls are always the ones you can't have. Video game characters are no exception. They're sexy, they're fine, and they're unattainable.

Foul balls scare me. If you're not almost trampling a former president or ending the playoffs, you're endangering a kid or getting into an "inappropriate" fight over the ball. Enjoy our national pastime at it's finest.

Pictures have surfaced that reveal Dick Cheney's completed transformation from the pudgy, mean Danny DeVito penguin to the skinnier, sly Burgess Meredith penguin. Cheney had been in hot water recently amid allegations that he bribed various Nigerian officials. The Nigerian government has announced that it will drop the charges if Halliburton pays a 250 million dollar fine. Put another way, the Nigerian government will drop charges of bribery if someone pays them off. Learning that the charges were dropped is thought to be the reason that Cheney smiled for the first time in a decade. The embattled business man is best known for his tenure as vice president from 2000 to 2008, for shooting a man in the face, and for being the most evil man in the entire world.

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She looked fine dancing, but I don't think she saw the edge. Or maybe she just doesn't know about gravity?

You know when you're walking in an airport and you see see this chick's ass and you're like, DAMN THAT GIRL IS FINE. But when you pass the girl to check out her frontside you realize SHE'S JUST A DUDE. OH YES YOU DIDN'T. Well, this is like that, but with legs.

Little Rock, Arkansas – When Michelle Duggar’s vagina overheard a conversation about a “due date” for “Number 19, Jesus-Jaylyn”, the vagina, known locally as “Stretch” reportedly suffered a massive panic attack.

This is the eighteenth known attack the vagina has suffered, and sources close to situation say the vagina was seen being carried away on a stretcher screaming expletives at Mr. Duggar. The source went on to say that the vagina was so agitated that it most certainly would have been waving its arms in the air, if it had been able to grow arms.

When contacted, a hospital representative would only say that the vagina was resting comfortably after being denied a transfer to a different body.

The American Apparel contest got us thinking about butts, and then it got us thinking about cakefarts. And then Martha Stewart. We're geniuses the way we put things together.