Before fame, many actors find work filming commercials. Unfortunately, we found a few of the funniest ones and put them together.

Nothing like a girl on girl fight to make a horrible movie watchable. And sexy!

Kids: Don't try this at home. You will die. This kid didn't die because he's super skinny. Most of you are fat.

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

It's like a sexy snuff film.

No independent filmmaker is more aware of how awful his film is than this guy, it makes him vomit.

You can tell a true auteur filmed this by the choice of looking at the baby through bars to symbolize his future behind them.

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

Aldous Snow and Infant Sorrow perform their inspirational song from the upcoming film, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

Lindsay Lohan probably will mimick Marilyn Monroe's life in every way, other than the respected film career, which Lohan has replaced with Razzie award winning film career.

According to IMDB Uma Thurman has starred in 5 films since Kill Bill but walking around in a bikini seems to be the first noteworthy achievement since Beatrix Kiddo.

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

Read the movie tagline. Identify the film. SAVE THE DAY!

In theaters 1-25-08. Sylvester Stallone directs the fourth film in the Rambo series. In Thailand, John Rambo assembles a group of mercenaries and leads them up the Salween River to a Burmese village where a group of Christian aid workers allegedly went missing.

In theaters 2-1-08. Jessica Alba stars in the remake of the Hong Kong film "Jian Gui". The story follows a woman who receives an eye transplant that allows her to see into the supernatural world.

In theaters 1-4-08. In this remake of the Japanese horror film "Chakushin Ari", several people start receiving voice-mails from their future selves -- messages which include the date, time, and some of the details of their deaths.

In theaters 1-25-08. Jerry inadvertently erases all of the videos in his friend's store. In order to keep the store's one loyal customer, an elderly lady with a tenuous grasp on reality, the pair re-create a long line of films including The Lion King, Rush Hour, Ghostbusters, When We Were Kings, Back to the Future, Driving Miss Daisy, and Robocop, putting themselves and their townspeople into it.

In theaters 12-26-07. PT Anderson's new film is a story about family, greed, religion, and oil, centered around a turn-of-the-century Texas prospector in the early days of the business.