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Fetus Spears vs Fetus Garner

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
May 20 2005

You’re Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s baby and it’s your job to get down the birth canal as soon as possible. Watch out, Britney’s fetus is gonna make your job very difficult!


 
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Fetus Spears vs Fetus Garner

By: LG Staff
Date: May 20 2005

You’re Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s baby and it’s your job to get down the birth canal as soon as possible. Watch out, Britney’s fetus is gonna make your job very difficult!




 

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Fetus Spears is Born

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 16 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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The Britney Spears Pregnancy Watch

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 1 2005

LiquidGeneration created this piece during Britney Spears' pregnancy. Read her Fetus’ blog, watch the Fetus’ webcam, talk with the Fetus via Instant Messenger!




 
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Fetus Face

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 17 2007

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.




 
 
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Baby Spears Sings Kanye Wests Golddigger

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 27 2005

Britney’s Baby is out of the womb and already he’s complaining about daddy being a Gold Digger. Here’s parody of Kanye West’s ‘Gold Digger’.




 
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Scary Britney Spears Tribute

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 23 2011

Britney Spears probably needs more personal security.




 
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Mighty Morphing Spears

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 6 2012

My how she's changed.




 
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I Want Britney Spears

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 20 2011

Damn, kids are brats.




 
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Britney Spears Wears Underwear

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 30 2008

OMG, Britney Spears has a scar on her knee! We had no idea!




 
 
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Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 21 2007

Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!




 
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Zitney Spears

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 27 2007

It seems that Britney needs to take the advice of fellow blonde and use some Proactiv!




 
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Madame Spears

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 26 2007

Britney's crystal ball may be covered in fried chicken grease, but it still gets the job done!




 
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Saddlebag Spears

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 29 2007

Seriously, someone just needs to take this poor girl aside and euthanize her. Was their a shortage of classy dresses in her trailer? Is she trying to turn guys gay? WHY GOD WHY!?




 
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Pigney Spears

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2007

This is a great toy for anyone who is just tired of Britney's dignity getting in the way of her fame.




 
 
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Britney Spears Is Pregnant

By: LG Staff
Date: May 16 2008

Philip Norris discusses the fact the Britney Spears might be pregnant and who the father could be.




 
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Office Legs Britney Spears

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 28 2008

What happens when two of your coworkers discuss Britney Spears by the water cooler!?!




 
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Britney Spears Found Jesus

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 19 2008

After Britney Spears ditched out on yet another custody hearing, she went to church! Has Britney finally found The Jesus!




 
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Spears is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 15 2007

Yet another stupid rumor about Britney Spears. Is she gay? Or is it that she just likes getting naked and sucking face with just about everyone?




 
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Britney Spears Shows Crack

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 21 2007

We looked for strechmarks on Britney Spears' butt and we couldn't find any. Her body really snapped back!




 
 
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Talkdown Britney Spears Mom

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 10 2007

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.




 
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Jayden James Spears

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 16 2007

Britney's youngest, Jayden James Spears, recently made his debut in OK! Magazine




 
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Man Gives Birth

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 3 2007

This man had a rare condition known as "fetus-in-fetus," wherein an non-survived twin became a calcified mass in his belly. WARNING: gross!!




 
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Alias Britney Spears

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 17 2007

Britney's doing her best Sydney Brisco impersonation, but unlike the real Alias spy, Spears sucks. Guess what Brit: we know it's you!




 
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Suck My News Weekly THE ATTACK OF BRITNEYS FETUS

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 15 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.