It's happend with Jesus on pieces of cloth and tree bark, and now it's happening with Michael Jackson on hospital baby scans. What you see here is not just a baby, but the majestic face of the King of Pop Himself, Michael Jackson. This is such a miracle, you guys. How blessed are the parents of this child? Not only does their child look like Michael Jackson, but he'll probably sound and grab his crotch just the way He did. They can only hope, we're sure.

In the name of the Father, Son, and Michael Jackson. Amen.

(via Telegraph.co.uk)

 

Father of the Year Swings Baby

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Tom Cruise Tries To Fix It All With Bears

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Britney Spears Is Pregnant!

Britney Spears Is Pregnant!

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Speed Racer Trailer

Speed Racer Trailer

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Passion of the Wii

Passion of the Wii

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Oh no, its land shark!

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Wanted Trailer

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Hot Rod Movie Tailer

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Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble (ANDY SAMBERG) has a problem – his step-father Frank (IAN MCSHANE) is a jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions, and definitely doesn’t respect him, much less his stunts. But when Frank falls ill, it’s up to Rod to stage the jump of his life, in order to save his step-father. The plan: Jump 15 buses, raise the money for Frank’s heart operation, and then…kick his ass.

 

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Daddy's Little Helper

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Durex has an amazing ability to make simple, to-the-point, yet hilarious ads. We love them. (the condoms, too!)

 

IT OFFICIAL! BABYDADDY!

IT OFFICIAL! BABYDADDY!

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Screech Sex? Sickening!

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Like Father Like Son

Like Father Like Son

“All the men in our family have bitch tits son. Better get used to it."

 

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