VIDEOS
Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.
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10/19/2009
GAMES
Help these famous cinematic porkers out by finishing their lines so they can get back to eating. They’ll eat you if you get the answer wrong.
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10/12/2009
VIDEOS
Watching random people get hurt to touching music really makes our day. It's the perfect combination, like peanut butter and chocolate.
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9/23/2009
PHOTOS
Did K-Fed eat his kids or something? Dude is fat! In his defense though, fat people are considered "healthy" in his hometown of DouchebagVille.
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7/28/2009
PHOTOS
This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.
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6/11/2009
VIDEOS
Kids: Don't try this at home. You will die. This kid didn't die because he's super skinny. Most of you are fat.
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4/20/2009
VIDEOS
We've never liked AC/DC because their fans are totally weird. Case in point, this kid.
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4/15/2009
VIDEOS
Watching that annoying kid get hit with the skateboard in slow motion makes a pretty obvious connection. Fat kids are kind of like big whales.
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8/29/2007
VIDEOS
Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.
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6/27/2007
VIDEOS
What's better than witnessing a fat kid doing something stupid? Laughing at him!!
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1/9/2007