You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

What’s the best thing about summer? Hint: They’re awesome and they barely cover hot girls’ junk.

These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.

Are you a girl? Has one of your friends dissed you behind your back or boned your boyfriend? Then this tutorial is for you!

Kids: Don't try this at home. You will die. This kid didn't die because he's super skinny. Most of you are fat.

Oksana Pochepa is the Russian pop star who's allegedly banging Mel Gibson. We salute you, Mel Gibson. Girls who don't speak English are sexy.

Yes, Anna Kournikova is looking at your love handles and thinking she definitely doesn't want to bang you.

The best gamers are the ones that make nerds horny.

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

Meat legs. She has them.

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.

Can you tell the difference between porno girl squeals and video game hottie squeals? You’ll never know for sure unless you play this game.

We paired up some of the hottest guys and girls from the 2009 Oscars and leave it up to you to decide Who'd You Rather!

We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

If this girl gets any more hot she's gonna blow up -- the world! Hey ohhhhhh!

This girl really cannot pronounce "peanuts." Or she just has something else on her mind. That perv.