Hershey's a Pusher

Hershey's a Pusher

Hershey wants to remind the young children of the world that, it's only a problem if your fat parents find out.

 

Thieves steal things

Thieves steal things

We can see the skinny one stealing our ipod, but unless our mp3 player is made of chocolate, we aren't afraid of the fat one.

 

The Real Tom Cruise

The Real Tom Cruise

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

 

Still Too Fat

Still Too Fat

When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!

 

Wanna Bone II

Wanna Bone II

Wow, we don't want to be mean or anything, but this fat ass really needs to lose some weight.

 

Writers Strike?

Writers Strike?

Forget the writers strike! Team Britney is making rounds and reminding you, even fat people and unibrows have opinions.

 

SaD: Myspace Lies

SaD: Myspace Lies

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

 

Cropping can be sexy

Cropping can be sexy

How fat do you have to be in order for a DSL line to have trouble downloading your picture? This fat.

 

Bio Dome

Bio Dome

Pauly Shore has gotten fat! This girl must either be blind, dumb or under the assumption Pauly has money… wait.. Does he?

 

Celebrity High: Halloween Is For Fatties

Celebrity High: Halloween Is For Fatties

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

 

Fat Girls can Pulverize Your Hips

Fat Girls can Pulverize Your Hips

There is way too much sexy here for words, but let us start with 'Rough".

 

Halloween for Whores

Halloween for Whores

You know, only fat and unattractive people feel this way.

 

You're Still a Fatty

You're Still a Fatty

Sure vomit makes anyone hideous and undesirable, but at the end of the day… at least she isn't that fat chick.

 

Delicio-ass!

Delicio-ass!

Wow, it looks like a huge swollen pair of lips with lipstick only on the upper lip. Of course you have to blur your vision to see it, but how else are you expected to look at a fat person?

 

Pregifer Lopez

Pregifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez continues to deny accusations that she is pregnant, furthering our thoughts that she is just getting really fat.

 

Dropped Your Chairy

Dropped Your Chairy

Chairy, the loveable and slightly obese furniture from the Pee Wee Herman show, was found discarded a few months ago. It just goes to show you, human or furniture, no one likes a fat girl. Tear.

 

Dove Pro-fatty Propaganda

Dove Pro-fatty Propaganda

Unilever, Dove's parent company, also produces Slim-Fast and Ben & Jerry's. Which is it, fat is beautiful or ugly?

 

You're Still Too Fat

You're Still Too Fat

Further proof that a girl can never be skinny. Remember ladies, its not sexy unless your bones are protruding from your blouse.

 

Beth Ditto Eats People

Beth Ditto Eats People

She's a one-eyed, one-horned, really fat celebrity who might eat you. There comes a time when you should no longer be in love with your body. That time is now, Beth.

 

Midgets Hate Exercise!

Midgets Hate Exercise!

Verne Troyer spent the weekend in Toronto getting shorter and fatter by doing as little exercise as possible. Yeah.. We know he is short, but he is a midget, not a paraplegic!

 

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