White people are always keeping the black man down.

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!

For some god-awful reason, K-Mart sells bacon. Maybe because they have to do SOMETHING with all the extra back-fat from the morbidly obese pigs they employ.

Spider-Man gets soul in this hilarious mash-up of Spider-Man 3 and black comedies, yo!

Sanjaya was sadly cut from American Idol this week. A man by the name of Popeye pays tribute to this fallen singer.

Made especially for three-legged men.

They say having friends that are fatter than you makes you look skinnier. What exactly is Kate Moss's reason?

This is totally the kind of guy who drives to Tijijuana with his buddies and picks up a whore and then later *flatly denies* he knew anything about her being a man. But you know he wants that.

Man… she just needs to stop looking at the camera. Forever.

The answer: yes.

Getting off smack sometimes makes you gain weight. Just sayin'.

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

And now for the gals and gays… MALE MODELS IN THEIR UNDIES!

Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

Jesus, girl, leave SOMETHING to the imagination.

Pink is a man that every confused dyke can go for.

Oh, man, we just need to get these chicks sterilized, already!

It seems odd to me that this Asian man would have a French name, but then again… heehee, "LeDouche"!

Well if jerkin' it wasn't easy enough – now lazy Japanese men can use this gadgit to do it for them!