You’ve played the game as a child, now play it in all of it’s online glory! Pin The Tail on The Donkey! If you loose the game, you’ll certainly look like a big fat jackass! Ha!

When the judge's decision to send Paris back to prison is read, an unseen man cries out in obvious agony. Will celebrity justice never be served??

Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Which Spider-Man character are you?

Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!

White people are always keeping the black man down.

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!

For some god-awful reason, K-Mart sells bacon. Maybe because they have to do SOMETHING with all the extra back-fat from the morbidly obese pigs they employ.

Spider-Man gets soul in this hilarious mash-up of Spider-Man 3 and black comedies, yo!

Sanjaya was sadly cut from American Idol this week. A man by the name of Popeye pays tribute to this fallen singer.

Made especially for three-legged men.

They say having friends that are fatter than you makes you look skinnier. What exactly is Kate Moss's reason?

This is totally the kind of guy who drives to Tijijuana with his buddies and picks up a whore and then later *flatly denies* he knew anything about her being a man. But you know he wants that.

Man… she just needs to stop looking at the camera. Forever.

The answer: yes.

Getting off smack sometimes makes you gain weight. Just sayin'.

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

And now for the gals and gays… MALE MODELS IN THEIR UNDIES!

Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

Jesus, girl, leave SOMETHING to the imagination.