At least he didn't do the Truffle Shuffle.

Warning kids: Drugs are bad for you, but it's always hilarious to watch TV characters freak out on drugs. Always!

Scarecrow Wino will frighten crows away from your crops, but she'll introduce your kids to heroin first!

Just yesterday some fat dude tried to run off with Hilary Duff as she was swimming the ocean. Luckily, he later realized she wasn't a hamburger.

It's not legendary until George Michael reenacts it.

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

Remember those awesome shoes you had as a kid that all your friends were jealous of? Yeah, in retrospect those shoes really sucked.

It's a sad day when you're hoping the strap DOESN'T fall any further down her shoulder.

This is what Europeans picture when they think of the American family.

Although it's safe to say pretty much every dude with a Sports Illustrated subscription has "loved" Eva at some point.

See there's nothing wrong with drugs kids, just playing with some cats.

Thought meth made you skinny and scabby, not fat and flabby, oh well, still sucks to be you.

Further proof that bullies never grow up, they just get uniforms.

Oh, those kids, they sure know how to pose for a candid, uncontroversial photo...

In theaters now. Three kids hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them from the playground bully.

At least Hilary Clinton could look at Lewinski and say she was a fat tramp.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Look at the things kids can accomplish when they don't have cable.

The rumors of a NKOTB reunion have caused many to dial their 1-900 numbah to rembah the time when they were wicked awesome.

You will inevitably feel creepy for looking at this picture of Hannah Montana, however, not as creepy as the kid who tried to hijack a plane and crash it into her concert yesterday. True Story!