An annoying girl singing in the office gets what's coming to her.

He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.

She's still too fat – those ribs should be sharper. Chunko.

The boobs of the girls who hate Paris Hilton – unite!

"I've Got A Crush on Obama" - This politically-minded hottie has just one candidate on her mind – and she wants to Barack him like a hurricane!

You will be mesmerized by Tongue-Girl Freak! Brought to you by IraqTube (for some reason).

When getting scared triggers your narcolepsy, you're bound to get pranked on.

And she stabs herself!

Ol' girl is at it again with her sloppy partying ways! But... what a tease!

You’ve played the game as a child, now play it in all of it’s online glory! Pin The Tail on The Donkey! If you loose the game, you’ll certainly look like a big fat jackass! Ha!

This chick takes out a dude with one punch! I bet he wasn't expecting that!

Forget TV cliffhangers - these girls have ‘cliffs’ of their own.

Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

The ‘06-’07 TV season is ending, and here are the hotties we’ll miss the most.

This is one of those bands that I knew nothing about before they came in, and thought they would sound much different than they did…probably because of the name. It turns out that ATE happened to be one of my favorite performances in long time. If you are into BritPop and/or the Smiths I think this might be your new favourite band.

Shoving people is always hilarious!

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!

For some god-awful reason, K-Mart sells bacon. Maybe because they have to do SOMETHING with all the extra back-fat from the morbidly obese pigs they employ.