Word is she might go back to modeling… for Lane Bryant!

What's better than witnessing a fat kid doing something stupid? Laughing at him!!

That folding chair is trying to kill itself right now.

Isn't Mariah just darling in her wooly mammoth outfit??

It's not her fatness that scares me, surprisingly.

Friends of Britney Spears have confirmed the ongoing rumor that the actress cuts herself. Apparently she was seen grinding a butter knife against her wrist as she spoke of the stresses and pressure of her life.

Take it from this real-life security camera: fat guys shouldn't photocopy their butts. (Uhhh, why does the supply room have a security camera?)

What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?

This beer's for the "everyman" in every man! (As in, you're fat & gross, and you love T&A.)

Watch the witty fat kid buy porn mags and booze with his fake IDs. These people are stupid.

...Now with less saturated fat!

This is Jean-Paul Gaultier's lingerie for today's healthier eaters!

This chick is a little too fat for those crazy Japanese girl styles!

If he hadn’t been so fat he would have probably fallen out. What do ya say to that Morgan Spurlock?

See if you can find it a fat intern doll for it to play with.

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart talks about George W. Bush's fatness. Did you know he gained 5 pounds this year? The tragedy!

For some reason this fat viking chick is really turning us on. Or maybe it's her sexy bicycle!?!

Why do fat kids always have to be the stupid ones?

Wouldn't it be funny if this was an old picture of Nicole Ritchie? No? Shut up.

Yes babe. Some of your parts are better (than the fat parts)