Unilever, Dove's parent company, also produces Slim-Fast and Ben & Jerry's. Which is it, fat is beautiful or ugly?

Black tribesmen in Africa use their evil foot magic to revive a ranting Rosie O'Donnell. Food everywhere cowers in fear.

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

Proof that the squirrel the in your backyard will do pretty much anything to steal food from your bird feeder.

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

This man is the fastest stripper in the world! He is NOT the most attractive stripper in the world.

Nando's is a restaurant chain in Australia that features a spicy chili called Peri-Peri. Apparently Aussies think it's a good idea to humorously promote their "addictive" food with a stripper and a "replacement" patch for when you can't get to the 'strant.

Hand-dance to Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" – fast forward past the beginning; the lyrics are when the REAL magic happens!

This a-hole cop accuses a drive-thru worker of ripping him off, then maces her. Turns out he was wrong, wrong, wrong!

Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!

This life-like horse sculpture is made entirely out of driftwood! Beautiful, majestic, and safe from becoming dog food!

Mesmerizing.... Now find something useful for that talent, son.

At first I thought that guy was a big-baby-dumbass, but then I realized he's just French!

Now that's what I call finger food! HA!!

Celebrate black history with your favorite types of soul food. Delicious!

These guys tear it up around the library. I never knew cardboard could go so fast!

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

Did the Food Network slip in subliminal ads for McDonald's during Iron Chef America? Crazy!

No need to fast-forward through movies just to get to the good stuff – the sex scenes. Just play this video trivia game for the raunch you love!

Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!