In theaters 5-9-08. Based on the classic 1960's Japanese animated series chronicling the aspirations of a young race car driver as he attempts to obtain glory, with the help of his family and the Mach 5, the advanced car created by his father.

In theaters 6-13-08. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan. With Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel. A paranoid thriller about a family on the run from a natural crisis that presents a large-scale threat to humanity.

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Richard Simmons is always in character. God Bless his family.

We show you a slutty picture of a girl and you have to tell us whether she’s a porn star or pop star. Play it with the family!

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In theaters 11-21-07. A Christmastime drama centered around the Whitfield family's first holiday together in four years.

In theaters 3-14-08. A family of New York City police officers is torn apart by a corruption scandal.

In theaters 11-28-07. An irreverent look at life, love and mortality – through the lens of one of the most surreal experiences facing American families: when adult siblings are plucked from their everyday, ordinary, self-centered lives to care for an estranged elderly parent. There is a moment in everyone's life when childhood ends and adulthood begins, for Jon and Wendy Savage that moment is now.

"Breaking Bonaduce" star and crown jewel of The Partridge Family, Danny Bonaduce, body slammed Johnny Fairplay for good reason. He's a douche.

In theaters 2-15-08. A family settles into its vacation home, which happens to be the next stop for a pair of young, articulate, white-gloved serial killers on an excursion through the neighborhood.

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

In theaters 12-26-07. PT Anderson's new film is a story about family, greed, religion, and oil, centered around a turn-of-the-century Texas prospector in the early days of the business.

Brian and Stewie performed a song about the state of TV. This doesn't make up for having Seacrest host the show but its a start...

For Lindsay Lohan, rehab is a tradition like Thanksgiving dinner with the family . Part of the tradition is going for a bike ride and reminding everyone she has big boobs.

Family Guy's Stewie is sexually ambiguous, at best. I mean he's a BABY. Here are his top gay moments. Queer-tastic!

Peter learns the hard way about the importance for fireworks safety.

Happy Paris was greeted by the press and her family outside Lynwood Correction Facility at her releasal Monday night.

Sean Preston Federline was driving a Cadillac during a family go-kart outing. Damn, dat boy's PIMP!

Homer Simpson battles Family Guy's Peter Griffin in a video game! Techy shtuff: This is a recording of MUGEN, a 2D fighting game engine for the PC.