I don't know what's grosser, that they're cutting her open in front of my eyes, or that she keeps demanding her baby like a junkie demanding heroin. Creepy.

Art Alexakis of Everclear stopped by our grungy studio to record a few songs, one of them being this cover of "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison. Also, Art has awesome tattoos.

There's more than meets the eye with this awesome Halloween costume! Hey-o!

I dunno if this is an elf costume or a cupid-bear or a doggy Robin Hood, but it's so frickin' adorable my eyes are bleeding.

The good news is, he's sponsored by Visine!

This is why rugby is also known as "Skull Bowling"

What is more adorable than kids firing AK-47s? A kid being shot in the eye? Totally.

Opening beer with your eyes can cause permanent drunkeness. For real.

Don't look them in the eyes? Monkeys are becoming soooo Hollywood.

Watch this kitty get down with itself right before you're eyes! (Don't watch this if you're horny).

Under a veil of extreme secrecy we’ve begun tapping the phones of famous celebrities to find out how they really act out of the public eye. Our first victims: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn!

Watch Bruce Willis turn into a Japanese Monster before your eyes!

We always mistake really fat people with really skinny people. Yes, our eyes suck.

These boobs were not only made for walking, they were made for showing our perverted eyes.

If this year is known for anything, it’s the caliber of breasts that strutted before our eyes.

This test will see how the area in your brain that controls motor function, hand/eye coordination, etc, compares to that of the top athletes in the world.

Watch those Queer Eye guys sing a gay old version of 50 Cent's PIMP.

Find somebody with poor coordination and then watch them almost die when they take this test.