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Classic Super Bowl Commercials

Classic Super Bowl Commercials

It’s crazy how expensive it is to run an ad during the Super Bowl. That’s probably why so many classic commercials debut during the game.

 
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Classic Super Bowl Commercials

By: Quentin Compson
January 19 2012, 10:55 AM

It's crazy how expensive it is to run an ad during the Super Bowl. That's probably why so many classic commercials debut during the game.

 

 
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Staring At These Breasts Will Make You Live Longer

By: Slippy Jenkins
December 11 2009, 8:32 AM

 

According to the Germans - and we know they're always right - if you stare at boobs you'll live longer. From the MedGuru:

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

This is probably the greatest news I've ever heard in my live. I hate going to the gym, and I'm assuming most of you do as well. I'm also going to go broke, because I imagine the strip club I'm going to after work will be a lot more expensive than my local gym. Unless this is all covered by Obama's new Healthcare plan.

(via theMedGuru)

 

Monster Flamethrower

Monster Flamethrower

Hopefully this is not a weapon of choice when patrolling oil fields in Iraq, gas is expensive enough.

 

Tom Cruise Scientology Video: The Essentials

Tom Cruise Scientology Video: The Essentials

Mr. Cruise is really very articulate in explaining his "religion" that every one else thinks is just an expensive SCI-FI Cult-RPG.

 

God has a shiny home

God has a shiny home

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

 

Gas Prices

Gas Prices

That's not expensive. Just the other day we had to chop off our collective penis for 1 gallon of Diesel. Our car doesn't even use diesel.