PHOTOS
Emo Obama cries at night while applying lipstick and mascara.
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8/25/2008
ANIMATIONS
Your favorite Monkey is back and this time he’s discovered one of the internet’s most annoying species: Emo Kids. If you’re Emo -- or know somebody who’s Emo -- you might want to watch this, and then kill yourself.
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8/12/2008
PHOTOS
Why does she look like she just reached the end of a 3 week bender?
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11/7/2007
PHOTOS
This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.
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11/2/2007
VIDEOS
Finally a laundry detergent that will take your DayGlo shirts and make them totally depressing and emo.
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9/13/2007
PHOTOS
Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!
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8/30/2007
VIDEOS
How do you know your summer is over, over over? That guy with all the eyeliner covers the "song of the summer" and officially puts the last nail in the coffin.
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8/29/2007
VIDEOS
Maybe this guy can replace Tobey Maguire's horrible emo performance this summer. Watching this guy run into a wall is far more entertaining.
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8/17/2007
PHOTOS
You're making Amy Winehouse and Shane McGowan jealous!
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5/10/2007
VIDEOS
Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz wears eyeliner, but since he's a boy, we call it guyliner. Apparently this was worth an entire People Magazine news piece. I'm going to go kill myself now.
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4/30/2007