Don't cry, Emo Boy. You will fail at something else some day.

Your favorite Monkey is back and this time he’s discovered one of the internet’s most annoying species: Emo Kids. If you’re Emo -- or know somebody who’s Emo -- you might want to watch this, and then kill yourself.

Emo Obama cries at night while applying lipstick and mascara.

Finally a laundry detergent that will take your DayGlo shirts and make them totally depressing and emo.

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!

Maybe this guy can replace Tobey Maguire's horrible emo performance this summer. Watching this guy run into a wall is far more entertaining.

This photoshopped picture of American Idols Blake and Chris got the fag-friendly AI fans out there all knotted up – until people started actually LOOKING at it and realized how fake it was.

Is this a serious song? Or an obvious joke? What kind of self-denied, no-longer-gay man would write a song against gayness and then wear a pink shirt in the video?

Sure you could buy this present for a friend, but wouldn't you rather just insult his taste in music?

This emo kid slit his wrists immediatly after this photo was taken.

God hates Emo kids, so he invented a place where they can be made fun of.

We've always thought Guidos were the secret illegitimate hair-gel-drinking twin siblings of Emo kids. What do you think?

Here’s a tribute to those bisexually ambiguous Weezer-worshiping dorks that we call Emo Kids! We love you guys!

These movies are adored by indie rock lovers because of their soundtracks, not because the flix will teach them the secret Emo handshake.