Shawtys, your man is waiting for you and he wants to take you to the movies.

If you're going to scare somebody, you might as well do it while wearing the cheesiest costume imaginable.

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

That's what we love about these stoner movies, man, we watch them, but they're never remembered.

Kanye, just let the man die in peace. Jeez.

Proof that Blue lives!

Here's a man who has never walked through an Automatic Door, and will probably never again.

Don't worry, after they dance it out, they hug it out and everything's okay.

Listen if you will to this man completely butchering one of the greatest songs ever recorded by a band with a drummer who has a silly name, Nothing Else Matters by Metallica.

We show you a picture of a beast of a man or man/woman and you have to guess which it is!

You mean he didn't bang Alba? That's the only reason to be happy these days.

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

We reacted the same way when we saw the trailer for New Moon -- and we have man parts.

If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.

Yeah, we don't know what's going on either.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Here's "Saved By The Bell's" Screech, aka Dustin Diamond, posing with his beloved He-Man figures. Once a dork, always a dork.

Spider-Man on Spider-Man crime is so sad.

How adorable. Tara Reid found a man with a stomach almost as disturbing has hers! Flabbiness 4evah!