You want to know how good bacon is, to improve other food they wrap it in bacon.

It's like the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest but in Japan.

Obviously this is a thinly veiled blow job joke, the question is does Jessica realize that?

For Halloween we’ve put together the best Horror movie clips of all time. You shouldn’t eat while watching this.

Seriously, if you think she's hot, go to Denny's, pick up a girl eating a grand slam, dress her up in fancy clothes, and enjoy.

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

Dear The SEO Rapper, we're hiring..."Client satisfied like they eating on a snicker, they stuck on your page like you made it with a sticker"

They apparently only care about beer.

Elizabeth Swan is a captain.

This is what it takes to make a Japanese person want to eat a Big Mac.

The owner adds one balloon every time his dog wants to eat.

Yummy! Who knew Sailor Moon was so cute you COULD eat her up?

After you buy your sofa usually you have to go to a completely different store to pickup some chicken nuggets to eat while sitting on the new sofa. No longer!

For eight thousand dollars you can spend another 30 minutes sitting on your couch watching reruns.

Some fat girl tried to eat JLW, while on the way to spend her $50 gift card at Torrid. Run JENNIFER!

In theaters 2-29-08. Will Ferrell stars in Semi-Pro, an outrageous comedy set in 1976 against the backdrop of the maverick ABA - a fast-paced, wild and crazy basketball league that rivaled the NBA and made a name for itself with innovations like the three-point shot and slam dunk contest.

This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.

Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.

The thought of eating an entire black woman is something that only Kanye West could enjoy. Fatties however, love the idea that she is made of cake.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…