For eight thousand dollars you can spend another 30 minutes sitting on your couch watching reruns.

Some fat girl tried to eat JLW, while on the way to spend her $50 gift card at Torrid. Run JENNIFER!

This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.

Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.

The thought of eating an entire black woman is something that only Kanye West could enjoy. Fatties however, love the idea that she is made of cake.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

Is Marie Osmond "dancing with an eating disorder" again? Or did all of the bright lights and Tom Bergeron's voice finally become too nauseating?

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

She's a one-eyed, one-horned, really fat celebrity who might eat you. There comes a time when you should no longer be in love with your body. That time is now, Beth.

Demi Moore is in her 40's and she still looks 25! She obviously drinks unborn children out of the Cup Of Christ. She has chosen Wisely!

George Clooney looks like a zombie. This is probably the face he made when asked to do Ocean's 14.

Ocean waves, salt and magic somehow combined to unleash a massive wave of foam on an Australian beach. Completely unrelated, Hollywood plans new movie, "The Foam".

Jenna and her Ogre of a boyfriend where caught making out at a local nightclub. Or he was eating her whole, who knows.

When you're a busy Hollywood Starlet its impossible to find the time to eat healthy. Those days are gone!

You might have to close your eyes, lest the EXPLODE from the CUTENESS!

Note to self: Next time, don't eat massive bean 'n' cheese burrito before bungee jump. Got it.

This is not a lazer light show, its witchcraft, I say! Keep your glowning coat hangers from him, before he eats your babies!

On a scale of 1 - 10, I'd rate her table manners as a 7 or 8.

This guy had his face removed because of a flesh-eating virus. His crazy wife still loves him.