Come on, there’s a lot more in your head than some stupid magic hat can see. Skip the sorting ceremony and take LG’s Ultimate Harry Potter Personality Quiz!

The extra benefit is no one notices that the meter is expired.

Santa's not the only holiday character to be afraid of any more….

If Dita wore that hat while naked, maybe we'd like her a little more.

Well, she didn't become a fatass after giving birth. But she is wearing a stupid hat.

Time for you to put on your horny hat and see if the picture you're looking at is a Pop Star or Porn Star. Jeopardy this is not.

Spend your Easter weekend matching boobs. The Easter Bunny would approve.

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.

Hilary Duff is a true performer. At the end of her last concert, her loins exploded and a unicorn, magic hat and David the Gnome spilled forth.

Lindsay finally realized that the paparazzo photographing her wasn't just a pervy tourist getting bikini babe shots. With that cowboy hat, though, she's perfectly incognito.

It's Easter. Do you know where your bunny is?

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features things about Easter, like bunnies and chocolate.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Throw out your Hipster Handbook and take the Hipster Quiz! Do you wear a trucker hat? How about an ironic t-shirt? If you drink Pabst Blue Ribbon or just think you do, this quiz is definitely for you!

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!