The thought of eating an entire black woman is something that only Kanye West could enjoy. Fatties however, love the idea that she is made of cake.

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

Hovercat is able to hover at incredible speeds, powered only by tuna flavored snack cakes and blades of grass. TO THE FUTURE!

Hilary Duff has a hideous looking sister, but Haylie's friends take the cake. We are not sure if that’s a chick or Alf, but.. Ewwwww…

Ever wonder why it would be a really bad idea to throw an egg at the President's car? This is why that would be a very bad idea.

Too lazy to hardboil your egg? You could try this...

Next they feed it hot sauce and raw eggs!

A local L.A. bakery is selling "Paris Visitor's Cakes" – muffins with a fake nailfile through the middle! That hot!

Happy birthday, Hot Stuff! This stud's got a big ol' pile of frosting *just* for you!

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

Ugh… I think I just choked up my "iron eggs!"

The best-tasting cake you'll ever eat.

Imagine, it's your birthday and a coworker surprises you with this cake!

It's Easter. Do you know where your bunny is?

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features things about Easter, like bunnies and chocolate.

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