Santa's not the only holiday character to be afraid of any more….

This will no doubt get fetishist very excited.

Martha Stewart teaches you how to make delicious Cake Farts!

Spend your Easter weekend matching boobs. The Easter Bunny would approve.

Most people will make a joke about how she "needs a piece of that cake", we'll go instead with "Porn retirement never tasted so sweet". We respect her right to starve.

Tara Reid will probably have kids soon to harvest their livers.

A Mario Bros. wedding cake. I am pretty sure the groom will never be allowed to make a decision again.

Wow Christina, you look so flawless! What a natural beauty, unlike like those other woman who cake on their make up.

This video was artfully shot by Santa's Elves.

The thought of eating an entire black woman is something that only Kanye West could enjoy. Fatties however, love the idea that she is made of cake.

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

Hovercat is able to hover at incredible speeds, powered only by tuna flavored snack cakes and blades of grass. TO THE FUTURE!

Hilary Duff has a hideous looking sister, but Haylie's friends take the cake. We are not sure if that’s a chick or Alf, but.. Ewwwww…

Now who halps me drag to fud bowl?

A local L.A. bakery is selling "Paris Visitor's Cakes" – muffins with a fake nailfile through the middle! That hot!

Happy birthday, Hot Stuff! This stud's got a big ol' pile of frosting *just* for you!

This cutie-pie poops rainbows.

You know he's got a pretty big carrot under there.

Thirty seconds is all you need to explain Jaws… with bunnies.