Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!

Jenna Jammeson spent the weekend dressing like Susan B Anthony on a meth and cheetos diet. She makes that tranny look good... Kinda.

Seriously, someone just needs to take this poor girl aside and euthanize her. Was their a shortage of classy dresses in her trailer? Is she trying to turn guys gay? WHY GOD WHY!?

Further proof that midgets have more talent than merely dressing up as munchkins and dancing around for that damned Judy Garland.

Katherine McPhee on the set of some movie lost a battle with the wind. Mother Nature wanted to see up her skirt.

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

Back in the day, Benoir's wife wrestled for the NWA and dressed like a psychotic KISS fan.

Beyonce's performance at the BET awards was completely unmemorable, save for the fact that she DRESSED AND ACTED LIKE A FREAKIN' GOLDEN ROBOT! Why, bootylicious lady, WHY??

For some reason I don't think this is part of her normal dressing routine. Or maybe it is!

She's one step ahead, dressed ready for the Honeymoon!

Natalie Portman's sheer dress can't protect her nips from the power of the force... of flashbulbs!

Fergie keeps her ass in shape by shooting meth into it every morning.

This is one of those bands that I knew nothing about before they came in, and thought they would sound much different than they did…probably because of the name. It turns out that ATE happened to be one of my favorite performances in long time. If you are into BritPop and/or the Smiths I think this might be your new favourite band.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, unless you're Pam Anderson and your nipple slips out of your dress, in which case the photos get posted all over the internets.

Classy-lookin' Lins was seen holding some book that's supposed to help her get a boyfriend. But we think that dress will do just fine!!

I dunno who this chick is, but that dress is WHACK!

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

Madonna and hubby Guy Richie like to play dress-up to keep their sex life fresh.

This dress looks almost unbelievable because it has the illusion of see-through, and yet it censored her nipples.