Kick Stand Camel

Kick Stand Camel

This must be how people in the middle east keep their camels from running away. It’s better than strapping bombs to them. Ailalalalaay!

 

Americans Are Silly

Americans Are Silly

Most of the middle east is hot, dull and colorless. What makes you think a terrorist would suddenly jump ship and start decorating things with pretty lights?

 

Paula Abdul Talks Crazy On Iraq

Paula Abdul Talks Crazy On Iraq

In LG’s exclusive new interview with drunken Idol host Paula Abdul, she gives us her spaced out ideas on The Middle East.

 

George Bush Junior Jr's Plan for Peace!

George Bush Junior Jr's Plan for Peace!

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?

 

Child Star Almost Dies

Child Star Almost Dies

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.

 

Fox Reporter Shot At by Israeli Forces

Fox Reporter Shot At by Israeli Forces

Watch a Fox Reporter get shot at by Israilis soldiers! Goodtimes in the Middle East! When is your next family vacation there?

 

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